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Pizza.html
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<title>The Pizza Shredder</title>
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<h2>The Pizza Shredder</h2>
<h4>Keeping your pizza preferences secure</h4>
So it's the end of a long evening. Beer has been drunk, pizza has been eaten.
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But there's leftover pizza - what are you going to do with it?
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You could save it for the morning, or you could feed it to your pet. But if neither of those appeal (maybe you don't have a pet?) then
you'll be throwing it in the trash.
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But wait a minute - anybody could look through your trash, and figure out what kind of pizza you've been eating! "No big deal," I hear you
say. But it is! After they've figured out that your favorite pizza is pepperoni, then it's only a short step to figuring out that
your top-secret online banking password is "pepperoni_pizza."
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Get one over the dumpster-divers with our new patent-pending "Mk III Pizza Shredder." Cross-cut blades ensure that your pizza will be rendered
unreadable, and nobody will be able to identify the original toppings. Also doubles as a lettuce-shredder and may also be used for removing
unwanted fingertips.
<h2>Model Comparison</h2>
<table border="1">
<tr><th>Model</th><th>Blades0</th><th>Pizza Thickness</th><th>Price</th></tr>
<tr><td>Mk I</td><td>Plastic</td><td>1/2 inch (Thin Crust)</td><td>$69.99</td></tr>
<tr><td>Mk II</td><td>Brass</td><td>1 inch (Deep Pan)</td><td>$99.99</td></tr>
<tr><td>Mk III</td><td>Carbon Steel</td><td>2 inch (Calzoni)</td><td>$129.99</td></tr>
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</html>Cantaloupe.html
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<title>The Fridge with a Cantaloupe Dispenser</title>
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<h2>The Fridge with a Cantaloupe Dispenser</h2>
<h4>A nice cold melon at the touch of a button</h4>
Does your refrigerator only have a boring water dispenser in the door?
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When you're hungry for a cantaloupe, do you have to expend valuable energy opening the fridge door and fishing around amongst the half-used
packets of pet food?
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Do your friends complain that they wish there was an effortless way to get cantaloupes from your fridge? Do you overhear them saying they're
tired of always having to rummage through your moldy leftovers and seal-a-meals to get to the cold melons?
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What you need is the convenience of a built-in cantaloupe dispenser.
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Impress your friends. Win praise from your neighbors. Become a legendary host!
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<b>Try our new <i>Melonic 2000</i> model!</b>
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Works with honeydews and small crenshaws too.
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Let the <i>Melonic 2000</i> go to work for you. Order one now at your local store.
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</html>Couch.html
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<title>The Self-Tipping Couch</title>
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<h2>The Self-Tipping Couch</h2>
<h4>Sometimes it's hard work to get off the couch</h4>
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Sometimes it's hard work to get your partner, or your pet, off the couch.
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The <b>Self-Tipping Couch</b> solves these problems for you. At the touch of a button it will deposit the contents of the couch onto the
floor in front of it.
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The <b>Self-Tipping Couch</b> has been proven to boost communication with stubborn spouses, children, and relatives.
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You will never again need to yell, "Get off the couch!" Simply press a button and all those couch hoggers are gently
dumped onto your carpet.
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Get your own <b>Self-Tipping Couch</b> TODAY!
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</html>Mess.html
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<title>Home Air Dirtier</title>
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<h2>Home Air Dirtier</h2>
<h4>Missing your home in the middle of the city?</h4>
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Like many ex-city-dwellers, you might be finding that the air in the countryside is just too clean.
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You can remedy this right now with the <i>UltraAppliance</i> <b>Home Air Dirtier</b>.
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Simply insert our patented <i>CityFilth</i> cartridge,
and soon you'll be enjoying the aromas of vehicle fumes and decaying garbage that you're used to from home.
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<b>Please note:</b> Decaying garbage smells may confuse your pet.
We recommend adding genuine garbage to your environment if this is a concern.
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</html>Pet.html
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<title>The Pet Magnet</title>
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<h2>The Pet Magnet</h2>
<h4>Every pet owner loves to let the pet run free, but that's not always possible</h4>
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Sometimes local laws require pets to be on leashes. Sometimes a free-roaming pet will ruin a flower bed, leave a "calling card" on the
sidewalk, or chew through another pet. In the case of extremely smart pets, like chimpanzees or dolphins, the unattended pet may get
away and run up hundreds of dollars of long-distance charges on your phone.
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But leashes aren't always a practical answer. They can be too confining, or too big, or can tug uncomfortably at the pet's neck. They
may get tangled, or wrapped around poles or passersby. Pets may chew through the leash, or, again, in the case of extremely smart pets,
burn through it with an acetylene torch. In the case of cats, leashes simply look ridiculous, as though the pet owner really wanted to
own a dog but got confused at the pet store.
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The <b>Hold 'Em 2000 Pet Magnet</b> from <i>UltraAppliance</i> is the answer. Instead of old-fashioned leashes, the
<b>Hold 'Em 2000 Pet Magnet</b> keeps your pet under control in a simple way.
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Here's how it works. Dozens of small magnets are placed underneath the coat of your pet, where they remain painlessly invisible. Any time
you need to recall your animal, you merely activate the handy, massive Hold 'Em 2000 Pet Magnet electromagnet (fits inside any extremely
oversized purse) and your pet is gently and painlessly dragged to you from up to 100 yards. It's a must-have for any pet owner!
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<blockquote>
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"The <b>Hold 'Em 2000 Pet Magnet</b> not only keeps my dog from running away, but the electromagnet also comes in very handy if I need to
find a needle in a haystack"</i>
-- Anonymous Celebrity
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</html>Snooze.html
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<title>Esteem-building Talking Pillow</title>
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<h2>Esteem-building Talking Pillow</h2>
<h4>Do you feel less than your true potential when you wake up in the morning?</h4>
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We searched for a way to capture the wasted time spent sleeping and to use this precious time to build motivation, character, and self-esteem.
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We are proud to announce the <b>Esteem-building Talking Pillow</b>. Our pride in this wonderful invention glows even more because:
<i>We use our own invention every night!</i>
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Only you will know that you are sleeping with the <b>Esteem-building Talking Pillow</b> because only you can hear the soothing
affirmations that gently enter your brain through the discreet speaker.
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You will wake up refreshed and raring to go with a new sense of pride and enthusiasm for any task the day may bring.
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Be the first to own the <b>Esteem-building Talking Pillow</b>! Your friends and fellow workers will be amazed when you no longer
cower in the corner. Now you will join in every conversation.
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<b>Disclaimer:</b> Not responsible for narcissism and hyberbolic statements. May cause extreme behavior with overuse.
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